What is this? This is wrong.
Is this lunch? Or is this pudding?
Why have Tesco done this?
I need to try this.
Oh, I really wish I hadn’t.
FYI Tesco bread is not a good substitute for a scone, just like a plate is not a good substitute for a mug for my tea.
There is less than a single whole strawberry in the whole sloppy sandwich. The clotted cream is corrupted with icing sugar. The whole thing stinks of bad strawberry jam. Like the worse half of an unbuttered cheese and tomato sandwich the bread here is damp and soggy. A yeasty sponge unfit for cleaning dishes.
Tesco should give up. They are going to end up like Jane Norman or Habitat or HMV if they carry on like this.
Strawberries are for puddings and cakes – leave them there.
How would Tesco like it if I put tuna in their rice pudding?